When Roy met Anita
(reprinted from my Sims 3 Tumblr story, 5 Years Earlier ) 7.18 pm Joël: Roy, I’m proud to say this is Anita. Anita, I’m sorry to say this is Roy. Anita : Hello Roy. It’s lovely to meet you. Roy: Jesus. Anita: Are you alright? You’re not too steady on your feet. Roy : Jesus. I love you. Joël: Hey, I thought it was me you loved. I’m crushed, dude. Anita: Okay, why don’t we all get in the car - Roy: I wanna hug. Joël: I just gave you a hug. Roy: I want Anita to give me a hug. Joël: You’d better give him a hug or he might start crying again. Anita: Of course I’ll give you a hug, Roy. Roy: I love you. Anita: That’s very sweet of- WOAH. Oh my goodness. Roy, I don’t think that’s quite appropriate- Joël: Christ. Can’t you just arrest him already? Roy: What’s your problem, dude? There wasn’t even a...